recently, h.r.r. gorman wrote a story about me and how i was cracked out of my eternal prison. igor, my little imp assistant, went behind my back and asked for help acquiring blood for his old master. that’s how i got an account on this blog.
first off, i’m looking for some blood. i hear that teenage girls like giving out free blood to vampires, and i can guarantee you i am the best. look no further if you want to donate your blood to the grandest, most magically gifted vampire of all time. you will be in the ranks of queens and the like (or kings since im pretty).
if you are also a vampire and know of great ways to acquire blood in this modern world, please let me know. igor says the internet is best, but i don’t like this human activity of mashing buttons to make lights blink on and off in specific patterns. it’s worse than books.
it takes so long to type with claws, so please respond in the comments if you’d like to donate to a good cause.
Count Vlad Dracula Tepes was invited against H.R.R. Gorman’s best interest, but he swears that anti-vampire racism will one day come back to literally bite us all. Not one to rock the boat, H.R.R. Gorman set Dracula up with this limited WordPress blogging account.
Dracula doesn’t like typing, looking at computer screens, or garlic. He enjoys dark sunsets, nights out on the town, and type O+.