#CountVlad – The Wall and/or Fence


i am guest author on h.r.r. gorman’s page – count vlad dracula tepes

all the time now im seeing news and posts about this wall on the border between mexico and the usa.  the wall may not be happening anymore but guess what? it was never going to work because you dont impale people anymore.

back before i was put in my ensorceled crypt i would impale people all the time.  i could lick the blood off the stakes if i wanted to especially if we did anal impalement rather than the quick version.  and all you people here of the future think impalement is backwards and barbaric.  well it worked for us, so why wouldnt it still be a good idea?

first off impalement wards off your enemies for trying more nonsense on you.  put up a forest of 20000 impaled bodies and no ones going to fight that.  people see one person on a gaunching pole or hanging by their ribs on hooks and they arent going to do any more crimes.  if the do do crimes you can just impale them too.  you may call it barbaric but i call it effective.

so before you waste money on this wall consider bringing back impalement first.  if you make a fence of impaled criminals and political enemies you might not need the wall anyway.


Count Vlad Dracula Tepes was invited against H.R.R. Gorman’s best interest, but he swears that anti-vampire racism will one day come back to literally bite us all.  Not one to rock the boat, H.R.R. Gorman set Dracula up with this limited WordPress blogging account.   

Dracula doesn’t like typing, looking at computer screens, or garlic.  He enjoys dark sunsets, nights out on the town, and type O+. 

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