#CountVlad – Cursed Tags!

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i am guest author on h.r.r. gorman’s page – count vlad dracula tepes

i was reading a blog and saw that everyone who read it was tagged.  im not sure what that means but in order to avoid a curse i thought this was the safest and easiest course.

(Note from H.R.R. Gorman: the tag was on Wide-eyed Wandering Spoonie’s site.  It didn’t take much searching for me to figure out where Vlad’s questions were from, and I’m not one to just let him plagiarize.)

  1. Name a moment in your life when you felt you were most courageous.

when i returned to wallachia after my exile and regained my crown.  the subsequent purge of those who murdered my father and brother was necessary and i needed to make sure my reign was supreme and eternal. that was a very courageous act.

  1. If you had to choose only one breakfast cereal for the rest of your life, which one would it be?

probably none of them because solid foods make me feel funny. beer comes from grain right?  maybe beer should count as a cereal for this question.

  1. When have you felt the most scared?

when i called upon the witch erzebet to gain the power to drink blood and become immortal.  she could have betrayed me and made it so that blood poisoned me or that i would die slow, thirsty, and bad.  but i suppose holding her infant son hostage until i knew it worked was a good plan and i shouldnt have been scared.  in order to make sure she couldnt undo the spell i impaled her for witchcraft after.

  1. If you could sing like any musical artist, who would you choose?

there was an ottoman bard named devrim who served in my court.  i liked his singing and often felt jealous until i cut off his tongue.  so him probably.

5. Do you collect anything?

i used to have a collection of baby skulls but i think someone got rid of it while i was in my ensorceled crypt.

i hope i did this tag right.  i suppose i am supposed to tag people but instead i will promise to end any witch who comes after me for ending the tag.

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Count Vlad Dracula Tepes was invited against H.R.R. Gorman’s best interest, but he swears that anti-vampire racism will one day come back to literally bite us all.  Not one to rock the boat, H.R.R. Gorman set Dracula up with this limited WordPress blogging account.   

Dracula doesn’t like typing, looking at computer screens, or garlic.  He enjoys dark sunsets, nights out on the town, and type O+. 

6 thoughts on “#CountVlad – Cursed Tags!

    • H.R.R. Gorman says:

      Vlad is indisposed right now (I had a Bible in my pocket when I came home from church), but he says from his room, “If you’re redeemable, were you really evil in the first place?”

      I’m not really convinced he knows what he’s talking about, and I’m certain he doesn’t understand tag games, haha.

  1. Tom Darby says:

    Thanks, Vlad. Good to know you still retain some human traits. Let me know if you ever wanna go sun bathing — I know a gal with great O+!

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