#CountVlad – Lent

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i am guest author on h.r.r. gorman’s page – count vlad dracula tepes

in case some of you dont know about it lent started this past wednesday.  let me tell you lent is the worst.  why would you ever give up something you enjoy?  there is nothing important enough to give up something that makes you happy.  take me for example i would never give up bloodsucking or murder.

people do lent for the purpose of praising their god which also upsets me.  you should have learned this at christmas time.  anyway i think lent and the practice of lent is silly so here is what im going to do instead.

i promise that i will be equally as vicious now as i have always been.  i promise that i wont let any vampire hunters get me and put me back in an ensorceled crypt because that was the worst.  to sexykitten53 i would like to say that while i will not bathe in glitter i guess i can try out some of that essential oil stuff you like.  i will eventually drink the blood of my neighbors dog even if it gives me gas because that vermin will never shut its mouth.

please do not do lent.  you will die but before you do you will look back on your life and realize you wasted so much of it sacrificing your fun.  so be like me and it wont matter if you have no morals and nobody loves you.

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Count Vlad Dracula Tepes was invited against H.R.R. Gorman’s best interest, but he swears that anti-vampire racism will one day come back to literally bite us all.  Not one to rock the boat, H.R.R. Gorman set Dracula up with this limited WordPress blogging account.   

Dracula doesn’t like typing, looking at computer screens, or garlic.  He enjoys dark sunsets, nights out on the town, and type O+. 

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