i have seen on one of the blogs i follow that april is going to be poetry month. i am a couple hundred years out of practice with poetry so i thought i would start with the terrible poetry contest. this week the theme is unrequited love.
i apologize for some slant rhymes im out of practice. also i dont know how to make capital letters on the computer so please help.
though you grew up on some farms
how could i resist your charms?
you may be only nineteen
and i five hundred thirteen
but thats fine with me you see
because im not so picky.
ill kill that doctor you love
and wear his skin like a glove.
then youll love me forever
no betrayal whatsoever.
You can see above that Dracula doesn’t know how to do capital letters, so you can bet your bottom dollar that he isn’t going to understand hyperlinks. This was his response to the Chelsea Owens Terrible Poetry Contest #14, Unrequited love.
Count Vlad Dracula Tepes was invited against H.R.R. Gorman’s best interest, but he swears that anti-vampire racism will one day come back to literally bite us all. Not one to rock the boat, H.R.R. Gorman set Dracula up with this limited WordPress blogging account.
Dracula doesn’t like typing, looking at computer screens, or garlic. He enjoys dark sunsets, nights out on the town, and type O+.