one thing you humans have perfected since i went in my ensorceled crypt is hospitals. i recently went to a hospital in order to inspect this place where humans now willingly give blood to people
what a wonderful, marvelous place. i have never been a fan of capitalism since i’m a monarchy man myself but the utter pain and misery seen in these places is astounding. you very effectively concentrate the area in which humans die. i like how you can smell blood in certain wards and how they store it so neatly and effectively.
how do i get one of those blood storage compartments for myself i wonder. and how do i get people to send me blood in those bags. i think modern technology has made it such that i can effectively drink from people without killing them which is unfortunate but might allow me greater range and freedom in the world.
however there were some awful things at the hospital that were also driven by capitalism. there was a guy with a cross around his neck who said he was a chaplain. when i asked him what in the blue blazes a chaplain was doing at such a godless science place as a hospital he said it was to help assuage people with dead loved ones. what horse hockey. now i know the hospital is religiously protected and i can’t make any of those raids i was planning. you sick bastards.
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