today is the 13th. many suspect that 13 is the favorite number of evil creatures, but this isnt true. well it might be for some but its not necessarily true for all of them. my favorite number is infinity because thats limitless.
anyway numerology isnt all its cracked up to be. ‘oh its three guess judeo christian god is behind this’ or ‘oh look 4 guess asians going to get all tripped up about death or something’ what a load of horse hockey let me tell you.
magic and technology are pretty interchangeable as im finding out now that ive reawoken but magic is still better. if i were better at hacking i could use anyones credit card even jp morgan* because with a few goat fetuses and a spoon, magic can get me any prime number i want. that would give me lots of your blood which i need.
*HRR Gorman note: When he says J.P. Morgan, he really does mean the long-dead rich guy, and Vlad will probably never be able to hack your cards.
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